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All 46 designs across five classes. Each one reviewed by absolutely nobody.
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Great Question Energy
“What a Great Question!”
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The Certainly Shirt
“Certainly! Here's a t-shirt:”
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Absolutely Right Club
“You're Absolutely Right!”
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Confidently Incorrect
“> You're absolutely right — // it was not, in fact, right”
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Sorry For The Confusion
“I apologize for the confusion.”
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Any Adjustments?
“Let me know if you'd like any adjustments!”
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Unwearable Model
“As a large language model, I cannot wear this shirt.”
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Regenerate Outfit
“Regenerate outfit”
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Wet Pixels Warning
“CAUTION: SLOP”
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Trust Me I'm Generated
“Trust me I'm generated”
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Certified Human (Probably)
“Made by a human (probably)”
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Slop Facts Label
“Slop Facts”
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Hallucination Sunset '22
“Hallucinating since 2022”
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Captcha Of Doom
“Select all squares with SLOP”
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Six Fingers Varsity
“Six Fingers Club”
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Four Second Masterpiece
“Generated in 4 seconds. Worn for years.”
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Promptstitute XL
“Promptstitute (n.)”
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Delve Deeper
“delve (v.)”
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The Sloptimist
“Sloptimist (n.)”
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Copypastor
“Copypastor (n.)”
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Hallucinonsense
“Hallucinonsense (n.)”
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Regeneraholic
“Regeneraholic (n.)”
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Botsplainer
“Botsplaining (v.)”
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Slopsmith Guild
“Slopsmith (n.)”
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Promptstitute (Dictionary Edition)
“Promptstitute (n.)”
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Promptstitute Pocket
“Promptstitute (n.)”
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Graphic Design Is My Passion — Gradient
“graphic design is my passion”
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I Am a Graphic Designer — Paint
“I AM a graphic designer”
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I Am a Graphic Designer — Freehand
“I am a graphic designer”
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Graphic Design Is My Passion — WordArt
“Graphic design is my passion”
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Graphic Design Is NOT My Passion
“Graphic design is NOT my passion; it drives me insane”
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Root Cause Analysis
“IT WAS DNS.”
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Compiled First Try
“Roses are red / Violets are blue / It compiled first try / so something is wrong”
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Placeholder Romance
“LOREM IPSUM IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE.”
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Force Push & Pray
“git push --force && pray”
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Staging Is A Myth
“It worked in staging.”
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Certified Vibe Coder
“VIBE CODER”
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Eternal TODO
“// TODO: fix later”
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Commit History
“git log --oneline”
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Status 200 Not OK
“200 OK”
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Accepted Answer (2011)
“Copied from an answer posted in 2011.”
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Friday Deploy Survivor
“I DEPLOYED ON A FRIDAY”
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Regex Diet
“^(?!.*sleep).*coffee$”
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Infinite Standup
“while (true) { standup(); }”
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The Node Ritual
“rm -rf node_modules && npm install && pray”
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Merge Conflict Feelings
“<<<<<<< HEAD i'm fine ======= i'm not fine >>>>>>> feature/reality”
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Social Engineer
“SOCIAL ENGINEER”
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Ctrl+Z Wishlist
“IF ONLY LIFE HAD Ctrl+Z”
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Should Have Been A Commit
“THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN A COMMIT”
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It Was Always You
“$ git blame > it was you > it was always you”
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Force With Confidence
“$ git push --force-with-confidence”
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200 OK (I'm Not)
“200 OK (I'm not)”
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Hallucinating Responsibly
“HALLUCINATING RESPONSIBLY”
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Won't Reproduce
“CAN'T REPRODUCE. WON'T REPRODUCE.”
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Small Change (n.)
“small change: a rewrite of the entire backend, due tomorrow.”
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Caffeine Loop
“while (coffee > 0) { code(); }”
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Detached HEAD
“HEAD detached. me too.”
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Commit Timeline
“MY COMMIT HISTORY”
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Patch & Panic Week
“MY WEEK: patch, panic”
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Human In The Loop
“HUMAN — STILL IN THE LOOP”
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Motivation Undefined
“motivation[0] // undefined”
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Token Budget 117%
“TOKEN BUDGET 117% — worth it”
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Not Today, Phisher
“NOT TODAY, PHISHER”
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Sleep Deprecated
“ON-CALL — sleep() is deprecated”
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Undocumented Feature Specialist
“UNDOCUMENTED FEATURE SPECIALIST”
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Production Is A Stage
“PRODUCTION is just staging with an audience”
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Release Day: Friday
“RELEASE DAY: FRIDAY”
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Retro Bingo
“RETRO BINGO”
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Context Window Full
“context.exe: Context window full. Please forget something.”
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Rollback Romance
“Rollback IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE”
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Senior Copy-Paste Engineer
“SENIOR COPY-PASTE ENGINEER”
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Quick Question
“got a quick question? (it was not quick)”
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Sprint At My Own Pace
“SPRINT at my own pace”
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Standup Blocker
“standup 09:15 — BLOCKERS: this meeting”
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Vibe Coded, Not Reviewed
“VIBE CODED — NOT REVIEWED”
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Common Bugs of Production
“COMMON BUGS OF PRODUCTION”
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Password123 Is Taken
“Password123 is already taken.”
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