File 00-About · Public record
The Department of Slop
AISLOPMERCH.COM is a small creative studio that makes clothing about the most over-the-top, accidentally hilarious side of AI imagery. We treat it with the seriousness of a government office, because somebody has to.
Step 01
Intake
We collect the most overblown tropes of AI imagery: wings, halos, sunsets, extra fingers.
Step 02
Review
We write the joke and direct original artwork. Nothing is copied.
Step 03
Stamp
Each design gets a file number and an official stamp. The stamp means nothing.
Step 04
Print
Every item is printed to order in our own in-house print studio.
Official positions
- §1The design is the main character. Logos stay small; artwork stays big.
- §2All designs are original. We do not copy existing artwork, characters or brands.
- §3The shirt may be chaotic. The shop is not. You will always find the size chart.
- §4No invented reviews, fake sales counts or fake “only 2 left” warnings.
- §5Everything is printed to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to become a landfill problem.
Prints are made with DTF (Direct to Film), on every design and in every colour. Questions, complaints and formal objections can be filed with customer service.