✦ Archive notice: 27 new specimens catalogued (Intake 002). None of them were necessary. ✦
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Section 2 · Department picks
Popular designs
Selected by the department. Not a sales ranking.
Section 3 · Intake register
Newest slop drops
Recently filed and still warm.
Section 4 · Filing system
Five classes of slop
Memorandum
- To:
- The Public
- From:
- Department of Slop
- Re:
- Why this office exists
Every day the internet produces thousands of images of cats with wings, frogs with thrones and shrimp with halos. Nobody approves them. Nobody files them. This department was established to correct that.
We write the jokes, direct the artwork and review every design before it is printed on a shirt. Each one receives a file number and an official stamp. The stamp means nothing. The shirt is very real.
Read the full mandate →D/S
